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My fave real estate broker told me something very interesting when we began looking at apartments. A born and bred New Yorker, she knows NYC  better than anyone. As we were walking along Ninth Avenue and I was lamenting to her that I knew what I was looking for was nearly impossible to find—a unicorn—she said, “This is NYC. You will find anything you are looking for here if you look hard enough.” 

At the time I internally debated, trying to decide if that was true. But I started thinking, there are people that move here with $100 to their names and somehow find rooms they can afford. There are men born in women’s bodies looking for an Asian business men with a large foot fetish to love them forever and somehow find them at a random party in Queens for Chicks with Dicks and Big Feet. 

So why wouldn’t it be rational to think I could find a two bedroom for under $2K in Hell’s Kitchen?

There is only one thing I need to amend about her quote: “This is NYC. You will find whatever you want if you look hard enough…..except a good boyfriend.”

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